everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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