1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so let's talk penis.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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