Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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