Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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