idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
there is glitter all over my balls
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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