everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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