in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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