what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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