Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
