well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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