Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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