Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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