I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
In America we eat man semen.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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