butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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