i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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