he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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