i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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