they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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