I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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