If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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