did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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