im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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