she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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