Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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