I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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