Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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