Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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