I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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