Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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