Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Will exercising make me less horny?
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