I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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