Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need to calm my uterus...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
