DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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