Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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