To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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