Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Drunk is not a location!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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