And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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