My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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