You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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