She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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