god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
