I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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