now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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