i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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