pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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