Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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