And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
sex in a hospital.. check
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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