Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
