Capitaan dildo arrescate!
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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