Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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