It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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