is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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